Kenny Love's "Vampire Love" Single
Kenny Love's new "Vampire Love" single eerily aligns itself with Bobby Boris Picket's "Monster Mash" and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" as a rap/vocal hybrid in the genres of Dance, Hip Hop/Rap and Gothic.
HOUSTON, Texas (PRWEB) February 11, 2006
In a sudden mid-life crisis occurring overnight, new Houston-based Eartastic Records recording artist Kenny Love awoke in a cold sweat and experienced multiple heaves while spouting insane rhetoric at the top of his lungs. "The 50's are coming! The 50's are coming!" Love continued to chant.
As his horrid expression was much like Dr. Simon Van Gelder's, who can be seen as a visibly shaken man at http://www. MuBiz. com/morganwoodward. jpg (http://www. MuBiz. com/morganwoodward. jpg), our label can only conclude that this sudden bout of insanity is a direct result of Love having turned 48 years old last month, and now has a deep morbid fear of turning 50 in a couple of years. Ironically, both Van Gelder and Love hail from the state of Texas. :-(
After awakening on last evening, Love burst into the production studio facility of Eartastic Records at approximately 8:07 p. m., locking the doors behind him, and only finally emerging at 5:30 a. m. this morning with a recording completely unlike his persona, a sample which can be heard at http://www. myspace. com/klvl (http://www. myspace. com/klvl), his new MySpace. com site.
Likewise, in adding fuel to the proverbial fire, he then uploaded a sample of this sordid and desperate attempt at a "comeback" music career to a new page on his own MuBiz. com site at http://www. MuBiz. com/VampLove. html (http://www. MuBiz. com/VampLove. html), for which we apologize to anyone in advance who, unfortunately, listens to it.
We have not, yet, determined if we shall retain him as an artist on our label, particularly, due to his current health condition, obvious negative mental state of being and, most importantly, possible label embarrassment, but we are *definitely* continuing his medical treatment and supervision with the noted and renowned Dr. Russ Hamlisch, who believes that Love's condition is, primarily, a combined result of stress, overly high cholesterol, and having consumed far too many enchiladas while watching last Sunday's Super Bowl game (please don't ask!).
Signed,
Dwayne Michaels, Publicist
Eartastic Records
Houston, Texas
Cc: Clyde Toval, President
Bcc: Janet Forsythe, Internal Label Psychiatrist
Disclaimer: Eartastic Records accepts no responsibility in
And is held harmless from any future incident...legal, social or otherwise, arising and resulting from the distribution of this material.
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